Named Properly

My girlfriend Carmen got these Naughty Monkey Women's Catch Ankle Boots -- and boy is "catch ankle" right! The ankle decoration catches on everything. One of those floppy belt doolies looks nicked and ragged; the other nearly was ripped off when it caught on the stock shelves at work, sending her sprawling to the floor. That's more than a naughty monkey; that's a huge Fail.